The Gludlum Files
What is presented here is merely a transcription of real correspondences with fictional people that were unearthed by Kid in a Cape Productions in mid 2008. In it, Professor Gludlum answers your questions and dispels (and in some cases mispels) words of advice and life lessons learned to him through his arduous years as a super villain/college instructor. Mostly the latter.
To be included in the fun, contact the professor directly at email@example.com.