Ian Staley has agreed to make a fool out of himself for our entertainment. He’s been doing so on an amateur level his whole life and now you can get in on the fun as he goes professional. You’ll have to cough up a fiver, but for that, you can make demands of him and he’ll do them! Simply use a PayPal account to send 5 dollars to firstname.lastname@example.org along with your request.
So, A couple of rules on this.
1) No sex stuff. No one wants to see that and even if you do, I’m sure we all agree five bucks of it wouldn’t buy you what you were looking for anyway.
2) It’s got to be something he can do pretty quickly without cost. No sense spending twelve hours and 100 bucks for your 5 bucks.
3) Nothing that could harm him or anyone else.
So, with those reasonable limits, let your imagination go wild! We’re all waiting to see what you come up with.